Good Boy...Sometimes

ME: Did you cut your hair?
GAVIN: No, the lady at the hair place did it.
ME: If I ask God, what will he say?
GAVIN: That I'm sometimes a good boy.

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ME: You need to start cleaning up.
GAVIN: Ok, Bubba Gump.

So Wrong!

ME: What in the world is that smell?!?!
GAVIN: It was me. I tooted. {{giggle, giggle}}
ME: Good golly, Gavin that is awful!
GAVIN: It does smell really stinky. Something's wrong with me.
ME: No kidding.

Hide Me!

ME: Daddy is on on his way home and he is not happy with your behavior today. He said he would be dealing with that when he gets home.
GAVIN: Was he mad or sad?
ME: Probably both.
GAVIN: Oh no. Hurry! Will you PLEASE hide me?

Bedtime Chatter

Our conversation tonight at bedtime.

GAVIN: Can I sleep with you tonight?
ME: No.
GAVIN: Is Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse?
ME: Yes.
GAVIN: Did you know I have a big head? It's like a pumpkin.
ME: Really?
GAVIN: Are you going to sell me to the gypsies?
ME: Maybe.